Ass-Car!

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                             _.-'/ |      _||  \"--._               I like to change the hyphen in my mind when someone
                       __.--'`._/_\j_____/_||___\    `----.          says things are 'big-ass' and then ask them what 
                  _.--'_____    |          \     _____    /          they are talking about. "I dont understand. What
                _j    /,---.\   |        =o |   /,---.\   |_         is an Ass-Car?" 
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                 `-._|\ `-' /|___\_________/___|\ `-' /|_.'     hjw
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