FULL MOON

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  --ALERT: FULL MOON TODAY--          .--         --.
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    LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING      /   o    .   (   )  \
  ABOUT FULL MOONS. KIDS DON'T    / .            '-'    \
  CARE ABOUT FULL MOONS. THEY'LL | ()    .  O         .  |
  PLAY IN A FULL MOON, NO       |                         |
  WORRIES AT ALL. THEY ONLY     |    o           ()       |
  GET SCARED OF MAGIC OR        |       .--.          O   |
   WEREWOLVES FROM STUPID        | .   |    |            |
    ADULTS AND THEIR STUPID       \    `.__.'    o   .  /
    ADULT STORIES.                 \                   /
        - NEIL deGRASSE TYSON       `\  o    ()      /' jgs
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