BE WHO YOU ARE

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   / }    I WANTED TO BE A SKINNY LITTLE BALLERINA        
  /'.\      BUT I WAS A VOLUPTUOUS LITTLE ITALIAN         
_/ ) (`-      GIRL WHOSE DAD HAD MEATBALLS ON THE TABLE   
  ( ,)          EVERY NIGHT.                              
   |/                    - LADY GAGA                      
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